Gnomeward Bound by Ethan Hunter.
Gnome Baby Gnome by E. This is actually one of my favorite movies of the last decade. I mean the real one, natch.
Maltese Falcgnome by Ryan Hunter
Game of Gnomes by Ethan Hunter. Think this is my new favorite as far as my own submissions go.
So what this is, is a commercial. Kind of messed up, I know. Absolutely unprecedented in the history of the End of Culture. But I’ve just published my first novel and I wanted to let you know about it. It’s a little piece of awesome I wrote back in college and I recommend it. Many of you may find it enjoyable. And it is available both for small amounts of cash and on the free.
It is in paperback.
On Kindle.
And available for free as a .pdf and an audiobook mp3 on the book’s official website, where you may also read an excerpt from the book and stuff like that.
Many thanks to all who may check out the book and we’ll be back to making jokes about stuff on Thursday.
Best,
E
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